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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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yabba dabba done with ur shit
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how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
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Some people just need to be slapped.
Fell off my bed the first time i saw this shit smh… still funny till this day
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is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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meganbrannon replied to your photo: Did this really just happen
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BITCH. THIS IS MY GIRL WHO JUST FUCKING...
Marilyn Monroe at Rockefeller Center, 1957
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